Tags meeting , customers , trust , board , write , lie , raise hand , business. Let's brainstorm. Tags procrastination , excuses , asking , frustrated , ridiculous. Shoddy Comic Strips Search. Sunday May 12, Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can. Tags new vp , cost containment , first priority , reduce expenses , office supplies , supply cabinet locked , butter efficient secreatray , naive question , dispirited hollow shells , product shoddy , get supplies , like honesty View Transcript Transcript The Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Asok, Wally and an executive sit at a conference table.
Top Dilbert Searches marketing , project , cloud , catbert , leadership , budget , birthday , engineer , time sheet , sales , wally , strategy , dogbert , powerpoint , project management , topper , leader , boss , change , meeting , data , management , mordac.
Saturday July 02, Tags shoddy mistakes , meeting , avoid mistakes , documented process , keep hearing , business View Transcript Transcript The Boss: "In order to avoid shoddy mistakes, everything we do from now on will be part of a documented process.
Tuesday October 30, Intentionally Underbidding. Tags Dilbert , the boss , intentionally , underbidding , extra-shoddy , work , grossly , overcharging , upgrades , criminal , organization , proven View Transcript Transcript The Boss: We won the job by intentionally underbidding.
Saturday April 04, Genius Marketing. Tags business , sarcasm , products , sales , team , shoddy , incompetent , marketing , genius , correct , blush View Transcript Transcript dogbert: your products are shoddy, and your sales teams are incompetent. Wednesday April 08, Mind Control. Tags business , Dogbert , slump , sales , clone , product , shoddy , mind , control , legal , notice View Transcript Transcript dogbert: my team of dogbert clones has reversed your slumping sales.
Tuesday May 03, Wally: They say "God helps those who help themselves. Wally: I'm waiting for you to go first. Man: And then you'll help? Wally: No, the order is you, then God, then me. Intervention Comic Strips Search. Tags consultant , information , credit , managing , costume , confident , business.
Tags sitting , meeting , business , venture , idea , objecting , ridicule , criticism , scheme. Tags meeting , letter , ceo , reading , good fortune , share , winery , wine , angry , helicopters , human chess board , frighten , dwarves , business.
Tags meeting , math , project , fail , disaster , embarrassed , act dumb , cancel , buy , question , demonstrate , hands up , education , business. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert says, "The math clearly shows that our project won't work, even if we do everything right. Let's act dumb and hope someone in upper management cancels it for budget reasons. Tags lab coat , invention , scan , brain , predict , buy , kill , suspicious , microwave , smoke out of ears , rays.
View Transcript Transcript Dilbert says, "My invention can scan a person's brain and predict his buying decisions. Tags mother , son , help , rebate , laptop , tv , ringtone , scheme , plan , yell , phone call , Family. View Transcript Transcript Mom says, "Dilbert, could you help me fill out this rebate form the next time you visit? Tags eat lunch , front , rich , book deal , pirate , illegal , buy. View Transcript Transcript Asok says, "Soon my book of pointy-haired boss quotes will be published and I will be rich.
I can't wait to get my pirated copy. Tags new product , block of wood , ceo , salesman , high forehead , inneundo , leader.
0コメント